Reacting to The Ick List Problem [6:51-11:44]

Oh my god. Yes imagine a guy driving safe that's disgusting. Unbelievable. Why would he do that? No that's so unattractive. He does not want to get into an accident and maybe die. Unbelievable. Hey you you want to actually not go flying through your windshield and disgusting in case there's a motor vehicle crash. Who doesn't want to do that? That's that's Nick which is one of the number one cases of how people die every year. Repulsive. You're supposed to just eat that or eat the one I'm thinking. I don't think any of these girls are this but I'm not just suddenly I'm like thinking about like movies and series that I've seen with like these uh women that are trying to kill their husband for the for the money you're right. I'm like what if they say this is their egg? They want the partner to stop wearing the seatbelt because they're planning on giving them a car accident and then get the money. Those tickets for not wearing your seatbelt on the regular if you want women to respect you. You just look death in the face and laugh. Don't even try to prevent it. If that's gay. Okay well and uh it is waiting a lot. What? Like just imagine a guy like waiting around like get food. What the fuck is he supposed to do? What is he saying he's just supposed to go to the front and then everyone needs to go be mad out here perhaps even a fight will break out like perhaps he's not even going to get food if he's just gonna go in front because the person is like the fuck you doing go back in line. Okay so first of all the reason that their voices sound like that and that clip is because they're using one of those like voice change filters which like unironically is actually my egg. I hate them so much. But the egg was waiting in line. Specifically can you imagine a man waiting and like yeah I'm just literally what you're supposed to do. Yeah how can you not imagine that it's something that we see since basically birth. Oh what else is he supposed to do? Are you saying it would be less icky if he just like cut to the front and demanded to be seen right away? Well I guess so makes a lot of sense. Like some middle aged Karen with a Tweety Bird tattoo. Are you saying it would be better if he just didn't ever do anything that involves a line? I don't even know how you would live your life that way. But I guess if you're not wearing a seat belt it won't be a very long life anyway. Okay this one says. I'm wondering then if this is real. If they're 100% serious have they ever did someone like do men exist that never wait in line and always just cut through the front? Your boyfriend sees the dog dancing trend for the first time. Finding joy and laughter in dogs is icky. Are you saying he's also smiling? That's not allowed. He looks happy. He can't have that. Are you like actually Satan? And it's about this time in the video where I actually can't believe I haven't mentioned this yet. But I need to say this would not survive the gender swap test. If a male girlfriend unguessed for, no let me check my notes. Wearing a seat belt, sampling a yogurt flavor, or laughing joyfully at a video of a dog, he would be canceled and rightfully so. I personally haven't seen any men try to participate in any male version of I'll thank God. You're more mature than that. Probably because men making eclists would end up on women's eclists. Even the women making eclists is on my eclists. I think we all know that putting women under such superficial scrutiny would be quickly labeled as hateful and misogynistic. And yet when women do it to men it's just girls being girls. This is why we have the nobottles. New Icon locked. Matching outfits. Bro that's not even matching. That's coordinating. That is a f***ing lie. Also yeah that's not matching. But I swear. If it was not coordinated you would say new Icon locked when a guy is not coordinated when his outfit is not coordinated when the color of his outfits clash. It's gonna be the same f***ing thing. Like at this point I just think they hate that they exist. Boyfriend walking on the pebble beaches in Europe. Is he supposed to do fly? Do you know how many people never get to experience Europe in their lives? Imagine a man takes you on an overseas vacation to Europe and you spend the entire time making fun of him online. And how miserable that my share life be. That this is the kind of thing that your brinkers do on a daily basis. Oh my god he's walking on the pebbles. Oh my god he's smiling you. New Icon locked.