Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [64:02-65:34]

so I would go to Jesus when he was like four, right, and I would dress appropriately, so as not to arouse suspicion, I would bring something to distract the villagers, you know, I'd be like, hey, check this out, it's a Furby, I would take Jesus. Hey kiddo, come now, I want to take you down to the river and show you something that's pretty cool. All right, so listen, kiddo, listen, so this is very important for me to say, and very, very important for you to hear, I want you to know this, okay, you are a beautiful person with beautiful ideas, you live your life in a clean, honest way that is all about other people, you're about kindness and generosity, selflessness, love, unconditional love, you're about diversity, equity, and inclusion, all right, and this is not about you, okay, this is about your fans who are gonna take every word, everywhere you say and willfully, maliciously twist it for their own perverted sense of power, and everything they do is completely antithetical to everything you ever preached and the way you wanted us to live,