Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [47:04-49:47]

JP, have it up for Jackie. It's just, it's so interesting to me, the shit that we choose to get upset about. And to use that word purposefully, choose. We choose to get upset about things. We choose not to get upset about things. And I believe that you can divide America into two groups. The kind of people that truly believe that you can divide America into two groups. And then the other people who realize that's absurd. That's the most productive thing I've ever heard of. Some people wore a mask. And then others, their reaction was to grab a bull horn and get a bunch of like-minded friends and then go to Target and march with their bull horn and go, we're not going to wear a mask. It's tyranny and throw baby shoes that employees making less the minimum wage. And they're yelling and screaming and embarrassing everybody. And it's sad and it's tragic. Apoplectic and they're fucking red in the face and they're spitting and they get arrested. And I guarantee you, if you went to all those people as children and told them, I'm talking like six years old. Innocent kids and brains haven't been poisoned yet. Like you told them what was going to make them upset? 100% of them guaranteed. 100% of those kids would be upset and say they didn't want that. I guarantee it. And if I could get like 100 kids and just get them all together, tell them, like, all right kids, hey, everybody gather round. My name is David. I'm from the future and I'm going to tell you what's going to make you upset. You know how when sometimes you're out maybe you're out of soccer game or you're in line to see Santa at the mall and your mommy or daddy or your friends mommy or daddy or maybe one of your relatives or even a stranger will get very upset at something. And you don't know what is it. They get really, really upset and they yell and they scream and they turn red and they they're spitting and they lose their words and sometimes they have a heart attack sometimes they get arrested but they really, really, really screaming and yelling and it makes you feel really, really awkward inside and uncomfortable and small and scared and you don't know what's going on and it's a terrible, terrible feeling and you don't know why they're doing that. And well, I'm going to tell you what's going to make you