Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [45:24-46:25]

Look, I thought you were going to do Tobias jokes. That's why my mommy and I came down here. That's why we entered the contest. We weren't expecting old diet tribe about the limitations and dangers of homeschooling. Wait, what contest are you talking about? Yes, at Panda Express. They had a contest to win a free ticket of soy sauce, packet of soy sauce. Yeah, ticket of soy sauce wouldn't make much sense. You'd get a ticket and then you'd go, that's what I thought was getting today. So you would get a ticket and then you'd go back to the same person and say, can I turn your packet of soy sauce? That makes no sense to me. Or would you just get what do they go? Can I have some soy sauce and we'll give you a ticket for some. And then you, and who do I give this to? Me? Okay. And then it seems extraneous. It seems like an extra step. Anyway, continue.