Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [38:08-41:36]

this. All right. I'll, I'll, I'll start again. Okay. I'll start again. We'll start again. We'll start again. We'll start again. We'll start again. In the part, start to the top. David is you, right? Yeah. I should have, what was I think? I should have put J.P. David. Oh boy. I thought that went up. Yeah. I guess I'll read David's part. All right. I'm going to start over. Ready? I mean, I think this will be better to do it this way. It makes more sense. And if you see two lines next to each other, we both read at the same time. That's called dual dialogue. And I just read this part. Well, I would, that's one way to approach it. I would go with the present tense as opposed to past tense. So, if you were to read that in present tense, it would say, oh, and I just read this part. Where it says audience member. Here, I've highlighted. Oh, so I read my last part. No, no. You, you read the part of audience member. You're audience member. Hello. I have a name. Maybe you would call me by my name instead of the insulting and de-immiliating audience member or dehumanizing that. Whatever. You can make upwards. You can make upwards. Okay, well, look, I'm going to be doing this reading this all over North America and Europe. Probably not Mexico. But anyway, I can't anticipate every person's name. I have a very common name. It's Shanda Vichamarillion. What kind of name is that? It's Roman for lightheaded. Roman, you mean Latin? Nope. Okay, well, just, all right, you're the other kid. Let's just read the script, okay? Yes. I'm really excited to tackle this truly important work. What? Are you being sarcastic? Yes. Well, they're fucking act like it. Deliver the line the way it was meant to be delivered. I'm really excited to tackle this important word. Wow. Wow. Are you being sarcastic? Look, can we just do the script where your kid talks to the homeschooled kid from Florida or wherever? I need to take my hands and look at that pretty soon. Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you had diabetes. I don't. I just really love glucose. I can't get enough of it. Is that supposed to be a joke?