Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [33:03-38:08]

you're a Jew forever! We're just funny enough, on its own. But, nobody else knew the context. Nobody else. There's a whole bunch of people, all the sun, they're seeing a guy, an orthodox Jew, and full, larping regalia, uh, pointing at people, going, you're a Jew forever! And then, you know, like, oh shit, it's happening! The Jews are, they're casting spells! I knew it was going to happen! Alex Jones is right! Don't come down here! Do not keep everybody away! The Jews are turning people into Jews! The casting spells are turning people into Jews! It's just nuts! Let's go on in Florida and, you know, moms for Liberty banning books. Nothing says Liberty, like banning books. And, you know, as I said, I live in New York, I live there by choice, I live in a place that shares the values of my wife and I, and I'm thrilled that I can raise a kid there in Brooklyn. I'm thrilled, where it's, you know, the exact opposite of my shitty fucking childhood. And, you know, we live in a very diverse neighborhood, culturally, ethnically, economically, it's diverse. You know, and it's great. And she, she goes to a great school down the street, public school, great public school, and, and she's, she's in the minority. She's in the minority at that school, and I don't freak out. She's got white friends, but, um, we made sure of it. No, it's awesome. And, but what's, what's going to be weird is, you know, at some point, she's inevitably going to have a conversation with a kid who was educated in Florida, or Georgia, or South Carolina, or North Carolina, or Kentucky, or Virginia, or West Virginia, or Tennessee, or Alabama, or Mississippi, or Louisiana, or Texas, or Oklahoma, or Arkansas, or Idaho, or Iowa, or North Dakota, or South Dakota, or Arizona, or Utah, and, it's going to be weird, because they will have completely different frames of references. You know, they'll be understanding completely different worlds of what is real, and what's not, what it occurred, what history is, you know, and, you know, my daughter will be there on the playground, you know, and be like, you know, you know, you know, they'll have fun because they will double together in a trick more than six. Oh, I'm ye, I'm six too. I'm from Florida, my mom's making fish fabrics for dinner. Hey, do you want to... do you want to play on the monkey bars? Yeah. You know, there's a better way to do this. Yeah, this this makes more sense. Okay. Yeah. Come over. Enter this way. And be mindful. Don't step on this. That's a light. That's glass. Okay. Great. What's your name? Jackie. Jackie. All right. Thank you. Okay. Let me figure this out. This will be, I'll put you over here. Yes. Thank you. Okay. Now, Jackie, I have to ask you because everyone will, this is like the, what, 56 show we've done or something like that. And I know people are going to ask you to ask me, are you a plant? Am I a plant? Oh, like a, like a, like a, a shill in the eye now. Okay. Yeah. I think this will be better. Do this way. This will make more sense. If you see two lines next to each other, then we both read them at the same time. That's called dual dialogue. No, just if you do