Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [20:33-21:25]
Also that purse, I was made by prison labor. That's right. An innocent man was framed by a bunch of dirty cops. They planted drugs on him so they could boost their gotchas, right? They knowingly, and because he was black and indigent, they were just like, oh, this will work. And they planted drugs on him. Then, when the rest of the precinct found out about it, you know what they did? They all covered up for him. The whole thing is corrupt. From top to bottom, they're all corrupt pieces of shit. And then those cops perjured themselves on the witness stand. And it cooots with a crooked prosecutor and a crooked judge knowingly sent an innocent man to prison ruining generations of lives. He made your purse. That's what I'm talking about.
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