Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [18:55-20:24]

Are you hot? Push that button. You'll cool down. Are you cold? Push that button. You heat up. You have a teepee in your playroom that's not your bedroom. Can you see of how fucking rich you're sitting there eating an organic banana that your mother made me go to three fucking places in the rain to get to an organic banana. Like that fucking matters. It's the biggest scam in the world. It's bullshit. Anybody can throw an organic sticker on anything. Nobody does their due diligence. It's all, also, are you eating the peel? All right, then who gives a shit? Why don't I have to pay a 500 percent markup for a fucking organic banana? You're not going to eat. And OK, so I'm sorry. Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. So our water is contaminated. Our air is polluted. Our homes are slowly trying to kill us. But yeah, an organic banana. That'll set everything straight. Hey, you know what? I didn't have anything organic until I was 40. And I was by accident. And I'm fine. All right? So seriously, put your, put your wine in. Young lady, seriously, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Until you drive your 1982 Chevy Malibu with a broken side mirror an hour and a half through a snowstorm in a western mass, so you can do a set for a bunch of disinterested, drunk, anti-Semitic, racist, Christian patriots for $30 in a cold egg roll. Then, then you can complain to me about how your purse doesn't have as many sparkles as metal lines, all right?