Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [17:44-18:52]

No, but I would take a bullet for my dog. Now here's the thing, here's the thing. I love that kid so much. I really do, but at the same time, and I'm 100% sincere when I say this, I also resent her. I really do because she's rich. She's a fucking rich kid. And I know it's not right. I know it's a leftover hangover prejudice I had since I was a kid. I grew up really poor. And I was always suspicious of rich people. I didn't get it. I didn't like it. And I just didn't like rich people. I still don't, you know? And I'm rich. I'm rich, you know? I mean, I'm not rich rich. I pay my taxes. But you know what I mean? You know what I mean? And when that kid is whining about dumb shit, I'm like, oh, stop it. You're fucking rich. Stop. You know, you have central air. Do you understand?