Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [16:21-17:40]

But here's the thing, I love that kid so much. And I'm almost embarrassed to say that I'm surprised at how much I love her, not because of her, but I just didn't think I was capable of that depth of love for another person or thing. I mean, I truly, I used to think I had a mild form of autism when it came to love because I never had that connection that you see in the movies and the poems and the books and the notebook. I've never felt like that. Wuthering Heights, I haven't read it, but I assume there's some love shit in there. And I've just never felt that for anything, any person. And I have a wonderful dog. And but I would take a bullet for that kid. Instinctively, I would take a bullet for her. I would not take a bullet for my wife. No, no, no, absolutely not. No, fuck that, fuck that. No, no, no, no, no. Honey, it's your bullet. He said, he said, I'll be downstairs playing video games.