Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [12:50-13:45]

And that is about how I'd say roughly 20% of my dreams go now that I'm older. I find like 20% of my dreams, something will be happening. And then it'll just switch to like, oh, I got to take a shit. And like, good, good. Fun dreams. Like, fun dreams. I'm part of this international team. And we're scuba diving. And there's like this wreck that we have to go. And we have to find this like vile in the wreck. And then I'm like, this is, and we're all, you know, signaling each other and like, we're getting closer to the thing. And I'm like, oh, hang on, I got to go back to the boat. I got to go back to the boat. Hey, where's the toilet on this thing? And help me get this wetsuit off, you know? Or like, you know, my high school crush is trying to blow me. And I'm like, this is great. And I always, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. Hang on, I don't, where's your toilet? Just hang on, to stay there, you know, make an omelette or something. I'll get, where's the toilet?