Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [9:12-12:45]

If you had walked past me on the street, this is what you would have seen. You would have seen this. You would have seen a guy go and think this, I guess. And I know. I do want to say that they really were ugly. I mean, like real like it was remarkable. And it stayed with me clearly. It was disturbing. And if you stand up, it's easily the most narcissistic job you can have. So I get on stage in front of strangers. I'm like, I'm going to make you listen to me for an hour. Fuck that. And I'm going to charge you. I'm going to charge you to listen. And the narcissism is insane. So I'm just saying that I truly literally dreamed of this. I mean, this moment, I just dreamed of it. And I was wearing a different outfit. But it was like a one piece mechanic. Like a jumps, what do you call coveralls? There were like coveralls I was wearing, which I've never worn. I've never worn coveralls, I've never worn them. But they were kind of nice. They weren't greasy or anything. It was understood in the dream that these were kind of, you know, not like a tux t-shirt. But it's just like a nice, nice coveralls. And then we were at this. It was in my house, but not in my real house, but in the dream it was my house. But I've never been there in real life. And then you were there. And we were hosting this party. The two of us were like, we were generally the host I couldn't tell you what the thing was, but it was very fancy. And there were people out on a lawn. And there were people servers with champagne and stuff. And it was just very fancy. We knew we were a little bit nervous about it. We started making out at one point. And then it kind of switched. And we were in this old pantry, like a big pantry, like a walk-in pantry. And we're looking for something. And then we made out again, but this time with fingers. And then we started getting nervous, right? Because so we heard that Fran Drescher, somebody comes in and Fran Drescher's here. Fran Drescher's here. And we're like, oh shit. And it became really important to us in the dream. It became really important to let everybody know, to make sure they knew that it's like Fran Drescher. She's not really a nanny. She's an actress playing a nanny. Everybody needs to know that. And then it kind of switched again, because I had to take a shit. So then everything, the rest of the dream was me just running around going like, oh, I got to take a shit. Oh, this bathroom is, the water's running. It's broken. And what about in here? Oh, it's occupied. And it was 20 minutes of walking around this house going like, what about here? Oh, that's too hot. OK, what about here? Oh, the lid is broken. And then I woke up, because I had to take a shit.