Best of David Cross Comedy | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation [5:58-7:18]

That sounds like terrible news. But one of the worst traits, one of the worst things about me is I am really, really judgmental. Like severely, and I have been since I was young, I'm just an asshole. I really am. I'm just like just, you know, and I've always justified it by going, well, I'm right. But you know, I can't do that. It doesn't work that way. So I'm just an asshole in here all the time. Like at the airport, it's just nonstop in here. I'm walking around at the airport just like in here, it's nonstop. What's this asshole on about? Who's this bitch think she's fooling? Put on some fucking clothes. Put on some different clothes. That's not a service animal. It's not a service animal. A fucking bunny rabbit isn't a goddamn service animal.