Pete Holmes | Silly Silly Fun Boy (Full Comedy Special) [50:53-51:49]

That's how you got to love your partner. I wouldn't hesitate. I'd be excited. Dude, Val, what are you nuts? You're like, where's this going? Mostly because I'm 45. I'm just so tired. You know what I mean? You do it. You know what I mean? You get to work. You go see how lonely it is back there. Pumping and thrusting, sweating like an orangutan. You do it. You put in the hump hump. I want to lay there. That looks nice. I want to lay there like a power down robot. That looks nice. Slate out like a bare skin rug. You do the cardio. I want to lay there. You have a heart attack. I want to lean on one elbow and plan my day. That looks nice.