Pete Holmes | Silly Silly Fun Boy (Full Comedy Special) [32:58-33:53]

We were in line. It's a biological urge. They were letting people through the turnstile. I'm not proud. But this is a true story. I went like this and went, oh no. River. River. River. River. River. River. River. What was she wearing? Blue. River. River. River. River. Blue overalls said that I was whisked away by a wooden horse with a frozen face. As soon as the ride started, I regretted it. This is true. So when the ride was facing the park, I would keep an eye out. So I wouldn't feel like a total piece of shit. So it was like this. It was like, did, did, did, did, did, did. River.