Pete Holmes | Silly Silly Fun Boy (Full Comedy Special) [26:15-27:25]

Get ready to feel good, Peter. I'm not making this up. I answer the phone. He goes, my father says you have in a midlife crisis. That's Boston. He goes, you said you love him? What are you, queer? That's Boston. I am a dad now. My daughter is six. I'm going to see her in two days. I can't wait. Yeah, Lila. She's the best. Anybody here have little kids? Young kids? It's the best. I love it. However, you're raising your kids and how I'm raising my kid. It's so much gentler than we were raised in the 80s and 90s. You know what I mean? If I fell and skinned my knee, got a bloody knee in the 80s. The parent book move, like the compassionate move, was my parents would be like, you're all right. And I'd be like, oh, wow. Thanks for invalidating my entire reality.